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noplacelikedisney:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

theonlyfrozenheart:

dastardlyhans:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep
deep
deep
deep
dough…

Love is an open oven door.

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles.

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?Yeast!

SANDWICHES

noplacelikedisney:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

theonlyfrozenheart:

dastardlyhans:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown

she said that YOU had baked her heart!

her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep

deep

deep

deep

dough…

Love is an open oven door.

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles.

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?
Yeast!

SANDWICHES

pizza

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.